I'm gonna call it:

I 'm gonna call it. I bet these nutbags were Christians.

It's got all the signs of dumb-arses taking their queues from the bible. Infanticide, incest, obedient and silent wife, obeying your father, not seeking medical help, Americans... it's got it all. I think the story will be in Bible 3.0.

This call is made with as much evidence as people with the opposite view, that they must have been Atheists, have for their stance.