Theists actually believe this stuff!

Thursday, November 26, 2009

And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life."

But John came fifth and won a toaster.

1 comment:

Smiling Carcass said...

My old dad used to say 'come forth, but he came fifth and got the booby prize' or 'come forth, but he came fifth and lost his dinner money'!